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Brand New // Jesus Christ

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Brand New // Jesus Christ

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Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette too. “I can only truly love my best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand it. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.

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the trail to katniss’ heart is made of cheese buns

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